A Woman's PoemBefore I lay me down to sleepI pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,And always always be my very best friend.
A Man's Poem
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac
With huge booobs who owns a bar on a golf course
And loves to send me fishing and drinking.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh.. .
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