....I needed to pay a visit, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles.
One of the doors was locked.
So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me: 'Hello mate, how are you doing?'
Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude,
So I replied 'Not too bad thanks.' After a short pause, I heard the voice again '
So, what are you up to?' Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, 'Just having a quick poo..
How about yourself?'
The next thing I heard him say was .....
'Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some dick head in the loo next to me answering everything I say.'
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