This morning, an encounter with a fast cat

I was riding to work this morning, i was travelling from fort canning and down toward the town area, and there is this give way lane leading to the main road.

before i reached the give way line, i turn to my right and check clear, there are no traffic, and then i proceed to ride out to the main road, and keeping to the most left lane.

Suddenly, this is this car, just zoom past me at a very high speed on the lane, on my right. I was kinds shock, as i did not see any vehicle at all, so i presume this bugger is driving at a very high speed, and i'm glad that i keep to the left lane!!

this car end up, had to stop at the traffic light just infront of Liang Court, and i stop beside him. From far, i thought it is a mesarati, but when i come close, i realise it is a jaguar. And when green is on, the car just drag its gear and i can see the black smoke emitting from the exhaust and i smell the burning smell.

the car is fast, very fast. just before the next junction, i guess he is turing left, so he keep left and Q up behind a long stretch of vehicle, turning into the CBD zone. So i was just riding casually on his right and overtook this "fast" cat and leave him far far behind after turning left too.

the above pic, is my guess.

This is cool!

You got to love this guy. This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It made the local newspaper; even Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride's family & to especially thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, were an envelope.

He stressed that this was his gift to everyone, & asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8 x 10 glossy of his bride having sex with his best friend, the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier & had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to his best man & said, 'F--- you!' Then he turned to his bride & said, 'F--- you!' Then he turned back to the dumbfounded crowd & said, 'I'm outta here.'

He had the marriage annulled first thing the following morning. While most people would have canceled the Wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300+ guest wedding & reception, & best of all, trashing the bride's & his best man's reputations in front of 300+ friends & family members This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a Master Card 'PRICELESS' commercial out of this? Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members & friends: $32,000... Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000... Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui: $8,500... The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping his best man: Priceless...

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD!

my daughter and me

Recently, my 1 year old daughter have pick up this habit, don't know from where or from who, she will squeeze or cramp her little chubby face and make funny face to you. We are having difficulty to get her to stop doing it so we end up giving up the idea. The more you try to do it, the more she wanna do it, so end up, i'm doing it together with her...

WARNING: Robbery Tactic in Msia

got this info from this website -> http://www.motortrader.com.my/NUS/articles/article_1165/page_m.asp


“Hey, brake awak sudah pecah, minyak keluar (your brake is broken and oil is coming out)!” Normally, a warning like that from another motorist would alarm you and you would immediately stop and jump out to look. But these days, that’s not such a wise idea, even if you are worried about the brakes leaking. This is because one of the tactics of robbers now is to use that warning to make you stop and get down – as this writer discovered this afternoon. Fortunately, however, I am not an average motorist who doesn’t know a lot about cars and whose first two thoughts were: “brake leaking… why didn’t the warning light come on?” and “two guys on a motorbike… be careful!”.


Fortunately, the second thought made me hesitate about getting down and in fact, even when they (two Indians on a motorbike) drew alongside me in the jam along Jalan Syed Putra, Kuala Lumpur, I only wound down the window a bit to ask them what they were saying. As I stopped the car, I was still thinking about the absence of a warning light which would normally come on because a leak will drop the brake fluid level and the sensor (which most cars have) will pick it up.


As I pulled over, the two guys stopped their motorcycle in front of me and the tall pillion rider got down (which also struck me as suspicious because most people usually shout a warning and then go off). It could be that because they were both wearing dark blue shirts with a Shell logo, they expected that unsuspecting motorists would let their guard down thinking they were mechanics. Anyway as the tall guy was getting down, I noticed that in his hand was a small container (like an Eye-mo bottle) and that immediately stopped me from getting out. I immediately drove off and kept an eye in the mirror but didn’t see them following me.
I drove on looking for a spot with plenty of people so that I could check on the front wheel and turned into the carpark at Muzium Negara. I was still alert for the possibility that they followed me so I quickly ran to the front to check – no oil, nothing visibly wrong – and as I rushed back to the door, around the corner they came! I jumped in and they did a u-turn and went off.
So be alert for this tactic which may be a new one. They may not want to hijack the car and probably just want to steal things and that container may have soapy water or something that can burn your eyes and as you are blinded, they open the doors and steal whatever they can find. So whatever you do, don’t get down and don’t stop further along thinking it is safe. If it is a brake problem, just drive carefully till you get to somewhere that has security guards nearby. And it is best not to head straight for home because you never know if they may still be following you, determined to rob you (hopefully, you were an unlucky random choice).


While on the subject of modus operandi, as the police have warned, be alert when you are rammed from behind and don’t get down. Drive to a police station to make your report – you are not committing an offence if no one has been injured and you can tell the police you were suspicious of the car that rammed you. Also, do not think that if there is just one person in the car that rammed you, it is safe because there have been reported cases where another car comes up and stops ahead and two guys get out with parangs and do their nasty things. You also need to be alert for the possibility that if you are talking to one of them one one side from inside the car, it is not safe because the others can smash the glass on the other side and grab you.


Sadly, it’s a dangerous world we live in these days and being alert and staying calm enough to be able to recognise danger signs is critical.

New Slideshow of my kids

Alright, i'm now in the office...

anyway, just scroll down to the bottom, have done a slideshow for both my kids, with some of their photos.

Enjoy! :D :D :D

TGIF and a Busy weekend

Everyday will riding to work, i always need to rush, to get past 3 gantry before the operating hour kicks in. But this morning, i was feeling lazy, don't know why, perhap it's TGIF! So taking my ride a slow and relax one, and due to school holiday, traffic is not as pack, thus i'm able to clear 3 ERP gantry at a much relaxing pace.

This saturday is a working day for me, shitzzz. And in the morning, need to send the car to workshop to fix up somethings before going to work. And at night, no program or any planning yet.

And on Sunday, need to clear out the remaining stuff in my house, like refrigerator, dining table + 4 chairs, a cabinets, and some miscellanous items. I have a good contractor willing to help with shifting these items with his company lorry, thanks man.

It should be a busy weekend for me.

The new Chuck Norris - Barry "The Cougar" Dawson

I copy this from one of the mate from down under, it's interesting :D :D :D


Barry Dawson once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Barry Dawson's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Barry Dawson.

Barry Dawson can speak Braille.

When Barry Dawson exercises, the machine gets stronger.

Barry Dawson doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."

Barry Dawson can kill two stones with one bird.

Barry Dawson can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Barry Dawson once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour.

He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

Barry Dawson is the only man! to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Barry Dawson once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he cr@pped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

Barry Dawson once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest.
Barry Dawson won by 5.

Barry Dawson once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

When Barry Dawson has sex with a man, it won't be because he is g@y. It will be because he has run out of women.

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Barry Dawson, each testicle is larger than the other one.

Barry Dawson ordered a Big Mac at Red Rooster, and got one.

It takes Barry Dawson 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Barry Dawson doesn't believe in New Zealand.

Barry Dawson can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass.

At night. Barry Dawson recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of Australian women lost their virginity to Barry Dawson. The other 6% were not considered.

Barry Dawson invented the internet... just so he had a place to store his porn.

One day Barry Dawson walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

When Barry Dawson plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

Barry Dawson qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

Shane Watson is allowed to live because Barry Dawson doesn't kill women.

When Barry Dawson goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Barry Dawsoned.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Barry Dawson.

Barry Dawson counted to infinity - twice.

When Barry Dawson does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Barry Dawson hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Barry Dawson gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Barry Dawson can slam a revolving door.

Barry Dawson's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

Superman owns a pair of Barry Dawson pyjamas.

Barry Dawson owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

Barry Dawson doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.

Once a cobra bit Barry Dawson's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Barry Dawson divides by zero.

Barry Dawson is always on top during sex because Barry Dawson never fucks up.

Barry Dawson once had an erection while lying face down. He struck oil.

The only time Barry Dawson was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.

Enjoy, Juz.