黄金路

我们都该 回头看看 来时路

就算起风 偶尔有雾 模糊不了幸福

我们都该 在心里数数 感动的次数

谁陪你疯 谁陪你笑 拍拍肩一起追逐

多少爱错过了才看清楚

多少事无法弥扑才认输

多少次以为找到了幸福

却发现一开始就是个错误

每一段路都是一种领悟

珍珠再夺目 留不住心头热呼呼

真心的鼓舞 能温暖一生的旅途

每一段路 难免荆棘密布

把坚持牢牢握住 不怕艰难险阻

学会去爱 就不会迷路

Translation of woman english into men english

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish..................................49
Adventurous........................Slept with everyone
Athletic................................No breasts
Average looking..................Moooo
Beautiful..............................Pathological liar
Emotionally Secure.............On medication
Feminist...............................Fat
Free Spirit...........................Junkie
Friendship first....................Former Slut
New-Age.............................Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned......................No B.J.'s
Open-minded......................Desperate
Outgoing.............................Loud and embarrassing
Professional........................B I T C H
Voluptuous.........................Very fat
Large frame........................Hugely fat
Wants soul mate.................Stalker

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DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

Yes.....................................No
No.....................................No!
Maybe...............................No
We need.............................I want
I am sorry......................... You'll be sorry
We need to talk..................You're in trouble
Sure, go ahead...................You better not
Do what you want..............You will pay for this later
I am not upset.....................Of course I am upset, you moron!
You're very attentive tonight......Is sex all you ever think about?

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DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:

I am hungry..........................I am hungry
I am sleepy...........................I am sleepy
I am tired..............................I am tired
Nice dress............................Nice cleavage!
love you..............................Let's have sex now
I am bored............................Do you want to have sex?
May I have this dance?.................I'd like to have sex with you.
C an I call you sometime?..............I'd like to have sex with you.
Do you want to go to a movie?.....I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner?........I'd like to have sex with you.

:D :D :D

New X'mas song!!!

received this from a email


You'd better watch outYou'd better not cry

You'd better keep cashI'm telling you why:

Recession is coming to town.It's hitting you once,

It's hitting you twiceIt doesn't care if you've been careful and wise

Recession is coming to townIt's worthless

if you've got sharesIt's worthless if you've got bonds

It's safe when you've got cash in handSo keep cash for goodness sake,

HEY

You'd better watch outYou'd better not cryYou'd better keep cash

I'm telling you why:Recession is coming to town!

Finance products are confusingFinance products are so vague

The banks make you bear the cost of riskSo keep out for goodness sake,

OH

You'd better watch outYou'd better not cryYou'd better keep cash

I'm telling you why:Recession is coming to town.

Subaru WRX-STI drifting

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs-jAImScms

ENJOY!!

corporate gift, anyone??

hi folks, now i'm into corporate gift bizness, doort gift etc

if your coy need any of this, i can help you with the costing.

just let me know wat type of gift u prefer, (sorry my catalogue is currently still not ready)

u can cut and paste any pic u found on the internet, i shld be able to help to produce it.

can beep me at 94888-993, cheers!

it could have been you...

....I needed to pay a visit, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles.


One of the doors was locked.


So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.


A voice came from the cubicle next to me: 'Hello mate, how are you doing?'


Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude,


So I replied 'Not too bad thanks.' After a short pause, I heard the voice again '



So, what are you up to?' Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, 'Just having a quick poo..



How about yourself?'


The next thing I heard him say was .....



'Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some dick head in the loo next to me answering everything I say.'

Husqvarna Enduro 2006 video

It has been awhile since I last upload a new video for the blog.

scroll down and enjoy the action, although is 2006, but it is a good riding video with good music.